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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:37
Nuts and Butts
No, not a chance
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Just Forget it!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good.
No way
What is the more common way to say "you're welcome" in French: “De rien” or “Pas de problème”?
So they tried
Then came..
Thumbs down again.
Minds and Behinds
Still no good
Loons and Moons
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
What led Megan to marry into the Royal Family despite her successful acting career in Hollywood?
They put up a sign reading
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No go.
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Trump's tariffs are hammering the industry he wants to save - Politico
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Unacceptable again!
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Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Next, they tried...
Eius sequi culpa animi quod delectus deleniti deserunt.
Everyone loved it.
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share office space ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...